Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Lysorthian rabbit-shrew hot pocket

Agat was a wizard. Not a good wizard, mind you. In fact, he was quite the noob. Long story short, his super-wizard-teacher, Flabbadoris, had perished in a magic-related house fire, which burnt his house down along with all his great works and achievements. How sad. That had cut Agat's lessons short-- Flab had been a crappy teacher anyway (case in point, he died in a magic-related house fire).

Agat, yeah that was name, pronounced A-gat-the-eff-off-my-lawn-stupid-kid,was gassy today. Probably because that Lysorthian rabbit-shrew hot pocket he had roasted in the science box last night.

“Eff those things,” he snorted, grabbing his tummy, which gurgled and groaned and did its silly little dance. Couldn't have happened on a worse day. This was the day he would prove himself a true wizard.

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